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black and yellow
racist jokes - black and yellow
What’s yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
karate and judo
What’s the difference between karate and judo? Karate is a method of self defence and judo is what bagels are made of!
cross country
Whats a Mexicans favourite sport? Cross Country.
penis fish
what do u call a black guy with a peg leg? shit on a stick
baby gone wrong
Two black people have an Asian baby. They name him Sum Ting Wong
a white man in the ghetto
What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A victim.
i forgive you
What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him?
I forgive you
More racist jokes down here...
shit bucket
What's the difference from a nigger an a bucket of shit?

The bucket
What do you call a redneck burning up? A fire cracker
What do you call it when a white man marries the woman of his dreams? Incest
Why can’t white people jump?
Because inbreeding prohibits it.
Why did hitler kill himself?
Because he saw his gas bill
african joke lol
What do ya can a truck full of black babies?
POT hole filler
the nba
racist jokes - the nba
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
jews in a car
How do you get 100 Jews in a car 5 in the back 3 in the front and the rest in the ashtray.

How do you get them out? Tell them Hitlers driving.
A white guy doesn’t want to be disturbed. Unless Disturbed comes out with a new album.
white joke
What does a white man do when he is unhappy with current government decisions?

He writes a letter.
the roof
on the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
the irish
What do you call three Irishmen in a ditch?

A sleep over
What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinkie
white girls
How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can’t screw.
white mexican black joke
Q:what do u call a load of white people running down a hill
Q:what do u call a load of Mexicans running down a hill
A:mud slide
Q:what do u call a load of black people running down a hill
A: prison break
niggers playing rpg
Why do you never play RPGMMO games with a nigger? Because he Will robe your gold and items
redneck police cases
Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve? Because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records.
white man dancing
What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure? An improvement.
circumcise a hillbilly
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw.
white guy black room
How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they lynch the room for being black.
flattest surface
What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?

A white girl's ass.
How do you call a falling star?

A jew!!
Why are pills white?
- Because they work.
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