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Racist Jokes

two tires
Yo mama's so black, her ass looks like two tires.
star wars
your momma is so black when she turned to the dark side the sith became jedis
dying blonde
Q: What can save a dying blonde?
A: Hair transplants...
turn on the light
Q: How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
A: Opens the car door.
yo mama so fat1
Yo mama so fat, she's "Large, Single, and ready to Pringle."
a whole pizza
Yo mama so fat she ate a whole Pizza... Hut.
martin luther king jr
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white ALIVE
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pizza and the jews
What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it into the oven.
why the rabbit
Englishman applies for a job with South African police.
Inspector says "These are the best qualifications I've ever seen, just one test before you get the job. Take this gun, go out and shoot six niggers and a rabbit."
Bloke replies "Why the rabbit?"
Inspector says "Fantastic attitude, you've got the job!"
An africoon nigger goes to the doctor and says, "I feel terrible."
Doctor says, "go home, get a bucket, piss and shit in it for a week. Throw in dead rats and rotting fish. Put a towel over your head and sniff the fumes for three days."
Week later nigger goes back and says, "Doc, I feel wonderful, what was the problem?"
Doctor, "you were homesick!"
take your shoes off
What's the difference between a nigger and a bouncy castle?
You don’t take your shoes off to jump on a nigger!
nike and the kkk
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make niggers run faster
worked with the slaves
Why do people hit things when they don't work?
It worked with the slaves
oprah and stevie
Did you know Oprah and Stevie Wonder both had the same nick name in school?
It was nigger
slinky and a nigger
What do a slinky and a nigger have in common?
Both are useless but it's fun to watch them falling down the stairs
nigger and sperm
What does a nigger and sperm have in common?
Only about 1 out of two million actually work
ray charles or stevie wonder
Why can't Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder read?
They're niggers!
first choice
Why does L.A. have so many gays and N.Y. so many niggers?
L.A. had first choice
why dont niggers like blow jobs
Why don't niggers like blow jobs?
Niggers don't like ANY jobs!
barbecue sauce
What did the nigger get on his SATs?
Barbecue sauce!
snow tires
Whats the difference between niggers and snow tires?
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them!
jewish cooks
Q:Who is the best Jewish cook
i wish my friends were here
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
nobody knows
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
a touching speech
There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.
its not the color
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?" The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV, it's a microwave!"
metal jew
What Do You Call A Jew Made Out Of Metal?

whats the diffrence
whats the difference about

a white man

and a black man

the white man don't have this

yo mama so fat3
yo mama so fat she doesn't need the internet

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