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Racist Jokes

yo mama so fat3
yo mama so fat she doesn't need the internet

SHES ALREADY WORLD-WIDE
my pc
I painted my PC black so it will run faster.
fast niggas
Q: Why are the niggas so fast?
A: Cuz the slow ones are in prison
nigger & jew
A Nigger and a Jew are jumping from a roof.
Who hits the ground first?
The nigger.
Shit is flying faster than Ashes.
forgive me god
What do you call a black priest?
HOLY SHIT!!!
the broken phone
Question: Why isn't this phone working?

Answer: Because it's black.
yaaa mama
You're mama is fat after i f#×k her i roll twice and I'm still on that fat ass
More racist jokes down here...
until
racist jokes - until
they used to be called jumpolines...
until your mama jumped on one back in 1972
hahahaha
do yo know why blacks smoke so much weed?
BECAUSE THEY'RE BLACK!!!!
hahahaha1
do yo know why blacks smoke so much weed?
BECAUSE THEY'RE BLACK!!!!
hahahaha2
why isn't the black community smart?
BECAUSE THEY'RE BLACK!!!
hahahaha3
why can't u see a black man's name on the list of donations for FN
BECAUSE THEY'RE BLACK!!!
hahahaha1 (jew)
why can't u see a jew donating monnyz
BECAUSE THEY'RE JEWS!!!
what do you call a mexican without a car
What do you call a mexican without a car? Carlos
4th reich
Hitler comes back from the dead and gathers people to create a new 4th Reich. "This time, we're going to kill more Jews than ever. We're going to 20 million Jews and 6 Clowns!"

Someone in the crowd spoke up, "6 Clowns? Why 6 clowns?" Hitler looks at the audience and says "see, I told you no one cares about the Jews."
in common
Q: What does a fat lip, black eye, and a job have in common?

A: You can't give a nigger any of them.
diarrhea
Q: What happened to the little black boy who had diarrhea for the first time?

A: He though he was melting.
bbc
Why do niggers have such big dicks? So they can be as far away as possible from a smelly black pussy when fucking it.
crying
Q: Why do black men cry after sex?

A: Because of the mace.
north koreans
why North Koreans are like rabbits.

Because Kim Jong Un stuffed a carrot up his ass crack
mexican house
A man is walking down the street in Mexico and he steps on a tissue, a Mexican jumps around a corner and yells "pls señor no shoes in the house"

(The tissue is his house)
see it
Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it...
definition of diplomacy
Q: What is the definition of diplomacy?
A: The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
jackie by crackie
Why did the jiggaboo name his fart Jack?
Because it was a real ripper.
jew37
Q: what's the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
A: one of them gets out of the chamber
jew38
Q: how do you get a Jewish girls number?
A: roll up her sleeve
hitler gas bill
What did Hitler say when he saw his gas bill?



A holla-Cost
cops1
Q: How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 2. One for beating up the room because it's black and the other to change the light bulb
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