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Racist Jokes

Q: how does Hitler tie is shoes
A:with little Nazi's
jewish girl1
Q: how do you pick up a Jewish girl
A: a dust pan
What do you call a black dictator of a country
The Dark Lord
wassup with niggas and drugz
Do you know why black people are black
They smoke so much drugs they accidentally lit themselves up with skin-changing drugs
Do you know why niggers are bad
because The Dark Lord hypnotized them with black magic
What historical event has the most white people killed by niggers
the black death epidemic
More racist jokes down here...
Black people are actually smarter than asians because they're the ones that
has harnested the power of invibility in the dark
Why do asians and black poeple hate rollercoasters
because rollercoasters go cha ching cha ching and goes nigga nigga nigga nigga
Why do niggers convert to buddism for more innocence
to get enlightened
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Why do criminal black gangsters wear white shirts
to look innocent
filthy and dirty
why are black people black and commit the most crime
because their souls are filthy and dirty with sins
yo momma1
Yo mamma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "Error 404 I cannot calculate infinity"
yo mamma
Yo mommas so black when police shot at her they came back for flashlights
jew joke 1
Q: What's the difference between a lobster and a Jew?

A: Lobsters actually taste good after their boiled
orange jewse
how do you fit 100 jews in a car

2 in the front seat 98 in the ashtray
dont get shirty, animals are dirty
racist jokes - dont get shirty, animals are dirty
how do you get your black runner to win a big race if you are a coach?
sprinkle some of Colonel Sanders special recipe at the finish line, they smell it from a mile away.
racist jokes - scared
whats a niggas most scariest film to watch?
casper the ghost, it reminds them of 1864'
wearing off
A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.
A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!" Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"
looks good on a lawyer
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A: A Doberman pinscher.
who said
Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?
Secretary: My lawyer.
more lawyers
At the rate law schools are turning them out, by 2050 there will be more lawyers than humans.
some fat jokes
racist jokes - some fat jokes
Q: What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common?
A: They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one.

How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?
Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.

I am overweight. My whole family is overweight. We go to the beach, and people swim out to us.

It's kind of hard losing weight, though, when every time you see a sign that says, 'World's Best Donut,' you take it as a personal challenge. You're like, 'I'll see about that. Oh, you're right, this is a good donut. I'll take seven dozen and a diet coke.'

Q: What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?
A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.
how do you1
How do you starve a nigger?

Hide his welfare check under his work boots!
black guy slam dunk
Why are black people so good at basketball, because they can run,shoot,and steal
when i wake up a minute before the alarm
racist jokes - when i wake up a minute before the alarm
when i wake up a minute before the alarm
my christmas jew joke
If you bake cookies for Santa Claus,then what do you bake for Hitler?
your racist when your hungry
racist jokes - your racist when your hungry
your racist when your hungry
how to!
How to be black spend half of your life in prison-How to be white you cant you have to be born white-How to be asian shorrten the penis.....and eat rice....! :D
how much does it cost
You know why the JEWS save money...They want to buy the next Holla cost
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