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Racist Jokes

pall bearer
Q-How come there are only 2 pall bearers at a black persons funeral?
A-Because there are only 2 handles on a trash can.
my girlfriend
What did the Mexican say to his wife after she found out he was cheating?You are the Juan for me,no other girls
what did god said when he made the first black guy
What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
Why do blacks wear white gloves? So they don't bite their fingers eating tootsie rolls.
maori joke #1
What's the biggest Marae in New Zealand?

Mt. Eden Prison!
racist jokes!
There are 4 men on top on a roof. A black man, a white man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man. The Mexican man says, "This is for my people!" Then jumps off. And then the Asian man says, "This is for my people!" Then jumps off.
Then the black man says "This is for my people!" Then throws the white man off the roof!
More racist jokes down here...
racist jokes - indian1
So you are from India...tell me,is it really that
you worship a cow?..Here is my wanna bow to it??..
a jew!
Q: What do you call a sneezing Jew
A: a "jewwwwwwwww."
how do you get a jewish girls number
you ask her to roll her sleeve down
black baby angel
the baby nigger who went to heaven and got his wings? He said, "God! Look! I'm an angel!", and God said, "No you stupid nigger! You're a bat, now eff off!"

what do you categorize a nigger as
nothing they aren't considered anything on this earth
fresh air
Q-why are Jew's noses so big
A-because air is free
copper wire1
Q-you know how copper wire was invented
A-two Jew's fighting over a penny
polar express1
Q: What is the black version of the Polar Express called?
A: The Underground Railroad

Why? Both are fake trains that lead to freedom in the north.
Q. Why don't you see any slow black people?
A. All the slow ones are in prison.
whats the difference between a jew and a pizza
One doesn't scream when you put it in the oven
cross country
What is a Mexicans favorite sport?

Cross country!!
apartment complex
3 families live in the same apartment complex. There a black famiky, Mexican family, and white family. A nuke hits the apartment complex which family survived

The white family because the husband and wife were at work and the kids were at school
yo mama so black
Yo mama so black fireflies follow her around at day time
yo mama so black1
Yo mama so black the street lights go on every time she walks down the street
What Do Niggers and Apples Share in Common?
Both Look Good Hanging From Trees!
lacus clyne from gundam seedseed destiny
racist jokes - lacus clyne from gundam seedseed destiny
How Do You Ask a Jewish Girl Like Lacus Clyne or Lea Michele for their number?
Tell Em' To Roll Up Their Sleeve!
jewish ghosts
What Kinda Language Do Jewish Ghosts Speak?
black dude in the usarmy special forces
What Do You Call a Black Special Forces Operator?
An Ace of Spades!
april 20
racist jokes - april 20
Why Should You Be Worried on April 20 If Ur a Jew?
It's Hitler's Birthday Stupid Fuck!
naruto joke
What Does Naruto Say When He's Not Satisfied?
micronesian baby dies and goes to heaven
A Micronesian Stillborn Dies and Goes To Heaven. He Tells God "I'm an Angel Now!" God Looks @ Him and Tells Him "No You Dumb Fuck! You're a Roach, Go To Hell!"
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