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Racist Jokes

micronesian baby dies and goes to heaven
A Micronesian Stillborn Dies and Goes To Heaven. He Tells God "I'm an Angel Now!" God Looks @ Him and Tells Him "No You Dumb Fuck! You're a Roach, Go To Hell!"
puerto rican dude in court
What Do You Tell The Puerto Rican Dude in the Three Piece Suit?
Will The Defendant Please Stand.
aspirin joke
Why is Aspirin White?
Cause It Works! C'mob U Guys Should Know This One!
the bastard
A man is being trialed in court.
Judge: "Sir you are being accused with murdering your wife with a hammer".
Court viewer: "You bastard".
Judge: "You are also accused with murdering you mother with a hammer".
Court viewer: "You bastard!".
Judge: "Sir one more noise out of you and I'll hold you in contempt!"
Court viewer: "Sorry you honor, it's just that I've been this man's neighbor for 10 years and every time I asked for a hammer he said he didn't have one"
successful black man
racist jokes - successful black man
its called successful black man meme
a 100 old ladies
How do you make a 100 old ladys yell "Fuck!" at the same time?
Get one to yell "Bingo!"
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fat ass
Yo momma so fat when she heard it was chilly outside she came outside with a spoon and a bowl
jewish train
What do you call 1000 Jews on a train?

Anything you want, they are never coming back
my family tree
So I found out that i have a nigger in my family tree...
Yeah, He's still hangin'.
Why cant mexican play uno... They take all the green cards.
Why are black people so tall... Cause they kneegrows.
dumb ass
Yo momma so dumb when she be put a quarter in each ear and said she was listening to the rapper 50 cent
canoe and jew
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.
sports car
Did you hear about the new Jewish sports car? Yeah it can stop on a dime and pick it up at the same time.
dad and son
A young Jewish kid goes up to his Jewish dad and says " Dad can I borrow $5 dollars"? The dad is shocked and says "$4 dollars? What do you need $3 dollars for"?
crazy bitch
A guy and his girlfriend are always having sex. Sex in the morning, sex in the evening, sex at work sex at home,sex in the car. Sex sex sex sex sex. Until one day the girlfriend whispers in the guys ear. "Do you think you can put it in my other hole? I think I might like that". The boyfriends jumps out of bed furious."Bitch are you crazy"! You might get pregnant that way.
A boy in class screams a you give me your number

Jewish girl says " i dont have a phone

The boy says laughing all jews have a number
Look at your arm you lol you thought i was talking about a phone
why too black people
so why do 2 black people have a white child because
2 negative make one positive
Yo momma so poor when she heard it was raining she came outside with a soap
yo mama so fat9
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad

Yo mama so fat she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked her what size and she said the one on the roof

Yo momma so fat she sued xbox 360 for guessing her weight yo mama so fat that she dont need the internet she's already world wide

Yo mama so fat that I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.

yo mama so fat that she gave draclua diabeties Your mama so fat, when she twerk, she became a wrecking ball.

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

Yo mama so fat, everytime she walks she does the harlem shake

Yo Momma so fat, I bumped into her and said "Sorry, my mistake." And she said "Did you just say steak?!"

Yo Mama So Fat she has mass whether the Higgs Boson exists or not.
blonde and a brick
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A: If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks.
What do you call a sweating mexicans?

mexicans 5
Q:What do u call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
mexicans playing cards
Why are Mexicans not good at phase 10?

Because they only get runs
kill the bird
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.
blonde who has everything
Q: What do you give the blonde who has everything?
A: Penicillin.
a tree in front of me
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?" The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!" The cop looked at her and said, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener!"
red light
Q: What goes: vroooom-schreech, vrooom-schreech, vroooom-schreech?
A: A blonde at a flashing red light
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