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Racist Jokes

blondes and puzzles
A blonde calls her mom... Blonde: "Mom mom!! I'm a genius!" Mother: "Really dear? How's that possible?" Blonde: "I finished a puzzle that I've been working on for 1 year and on the box it said 'for 2-5 yrs'."
blonds and light bulbs
Q: How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 1, blonds will screw any thing.
daughters birthday
What did Adolf Hitler give his 6 year old daughter for her birthday?

-An easy bake oven
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she like the game.

"I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said.

"What do you mean?" he asked.

"Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quater back!'"
What is the diffrance between harry potter and jews?

Harry potter made it out if the chamber
your local vegas
A blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She sets it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button. A coke comes out the machine! She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient. "Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?" The blonde turns around and says, "Yeah right! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm still winning!"
what did anne frank say to the german
Anne: I need some more concentration

German: I Did Nazi That Coming
More racist jokes down here...
did you know hitler didnt kill himself
Hitler was actually captured, on trial he said "haha ze joke iz on you, you have to pay ze gas bill." and he was shot.
pictures storm
Q:Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A:They think their picture is being taken.
Q: What do you call a blonde girl with pig tails

A: A blowjob with handle bars
Q: what's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew?

A:Boy Scouts come home from camp.
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
A: Her crayons are still sticky.
a race
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
old man and old women
There is an old man who just ordered what he thinks is the perfect amount of bricks to build his hour with. After he finished he takes a walk around the house and see's a spare brick, so he picks it up and walks around to find where it goes. He is unable to figure out where it goes. After a while he gets mad and throughs the brick in the air.
I can see how you might not get that but I know you will get this one.
So there is a women and her dog. They get on a plain and sit down next to this man 37th a cigar in his mouth. He blows the smoke in the dogs face and the dog wimpers. The man says "SHUT THAT DOG UP BEFORE I THROUGH IT OUT THE WINDOW!" the flight atendent see's this and walks over to the man and take the cigar and throughs it out the window. The man gets mad and grabs the dog and throughs it out the window and guess what's in its mouth.
The brick!
gas bill3
Q: why did Hitler kill himself?
A: he got the gas bill
Whats a Jews favorite day of the week?

ig: braydonlinnbell
What do you call a Mexican midget

A paragraph

Because there not a full essay
A Jew walks up to hitlers grave with a Christian.
The Jew then spits on hitlers grave
The Christian said "why did you spit on him?
The Jew said" he killed half of my religion"
The Christian then spits on the grave
The Jew said"why did you spit?"
The Christian said " because he didn't finish the job"
what do u call black kids in a pool a:coo coo puffs
What is the difference between Santa and a Jew?

Santa goes down the chimney.
sparkly eyes
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
blonde nursery rhyme
Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
when you are dead
When you are dead it doesn't hurt you, it hurts other people, but not you, because you are dead...
same thing when you are stupid
what do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus
I don't know but it sure as hell can pick cotton
world capitals
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of world capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of London?"
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: L."
racist fairy tale
whats the different's between a white fairy tale and a black fairy tale? white fairy tale starts with once opon a time black fairy tale starts with yall mother fucker can belive this shit
blondes and fish
How does a blonde kill a fish?
She drowns it.
some more blonde jokes
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
three cowboys
There were 3 cowboys cooking over an open fire.The first cowboy decides to tell a story.He says to the other cowboys "you won't believe what happen to me the other day.I saved a school of children by tackling a wild bull with my bare hands."The second cowboy didn't want to be out done so he says "that ain't shit.Yesterday I caught a 15foot rattle snake in mid strike with my teeth."The third cowboy doesn't say anything.He just keeps stirring the hot coals with his dick.
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