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Racist Jokes

three cowboys
There were 3 cowboys cooking over an open fire.The first cowboy decides to tell a story.He says to the other cowboys "you won't believe what happen to me the other day.I saved a school of children by tackling a wild bull with my bare hands."The second cowboy didn't want to be out done so he says "that ain't shit.Yesterday I caught a 15foot rattle snake in mid strike with my teeth."The third cowboy doesn't say anything.He just keeps stirring the hot coals with his dick.
why dont niggers like blow jobs
Niggers don't like ANY jobs!
why dont jews like oral sex
It's too close to the gas chamber.
what do niggers and tornadoes have in common
It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood
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am radio
Q: Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio?
A: She didn’t want one for nights.
blonde and cars
Why is the blonde staring at the car?
It said Focus.
black and blue
Q. What's black and blue and lying in a ditch?
A. A Redhead who has told one too many dumb blonde jokes.
gardasil and imperial japanese army (ija) officers
racist jokes - gardasil and imperial japanese army (ija) officers
What Does The Popular HPV Vaccine Gardasil Share in Common With a Japanese Army Interrogator?
They Both Painfully Prevent Micronesians From Having HPV Virus.
blonde with a license
A blonde had just totalled her car in a horrific road accident but miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when a policeman arrived.

"My God!" the policeman gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was jumped on by an elephant. Are you OK Miss?"

"Yes, Officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.

"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.

"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this tree pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."

"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
What do a hard nipple and jews have in common.
They go down in hot showers
dead bodies
People say dead bodies don't move. But if your a Jew, your body moves from the chamber to the oven and into the sky
the pills
Why do blondes tip-toe past medicine cabinets?

So they don’t wake up the sleeping pills.
How was the Copper wire invented?
Two jews fighting over a Penny.
we dont sell blondes
electronics store and asks, "How much is this TV?" Salesman says, "Sorry, we don't sell to blonds." So she dyes her hair and comes back as a brunette. "How much is this TV?" she asks. Again the salesman says, "I'm sorry, we don't sell to blonds." Weeks later she goes in as a redhead, but again he announces, "We don't sell to blonds!" Finally she says, "My hair is red. How did you know I was really a blond?" The salesman says, "Because it's not a TV. It's a microwave."
blonde and a terrorisr
Q: What's the difference between a blonde having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Where do back Jews come from

The oven
god black joke
Why do black people have white on the bottom of there hands and feet

Because when God was painting them he ran out of paint
diffrence between a blonde and a ferrari
What's the difference between a blonde and a Ferrari?
You can usually find a guy who hasn't been in a Ferrari.
Yo mama so hairy when she gave birth to you you got rugburn
You mama so stupid when she throws a rock at the ground, she misses
israel war
Q: How do you start the Israel Civil War?
A: Drop a $5 bill.
nigger iq joke
Q: Why are Black people so stupid?
A: It's because they have a nigger mind!!!
the biil
Q: Why did the German Economy lie in shambles after World War II?

A: They had to pay the gas bill.
the cat
A Nigger, a Nazi, a Chinky and a Mexican meet up in a room with a cat.

Q: What happens to the cat?

A: The Mexican kills the cat,
The Nazi shaves it bald
The Chinky fries it
And the nigger runs off with it.
how do jews celebrate christmas
They leave a 50 cent parking meter on the roof
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