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Racist Jokes

ghetto houses
Why do niggers wear designer clothes, talk on expensive smart phones, drive luxury automobiles, but live in the ghetto?
Because it's hard to steal a house.
ghetto houses1
Why do niggers wear designer clothes, talk on expensive smart phones, drive luxury automobiles, but live in the ghetto?
Because it's hard to steal a house.
nigger beggers
Nigger Toby and Tyrone are beggars. They both beg in different areas of town for the same amount of time. Toby collects only eight or nine dollars every day. Tyrone brings home a suitcase of ten-dollar bills every day. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to spend.
'Hey, homie,' Toby says to Tyrone, 'I beg just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten-dollar bills every day?"
Tyrone says, "Look at your sign, what does it say"?
Toby's sign reads: "I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support."
"What's wrong with that?" Tyrone asks him.
Tyrone says, "No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars!"
Toby says, "All right, so what does your sign say?"
Tyrone shows Toby his sign. It reads,
"I only need another ten dollars to move back to Africa"
joule no nigger
How do you know the physicist James Prescott Joule was not a nigger?
The joule is a unit of WORK
when i met jessica nigri (most sexiest cosplayer ever)
racist jokes - when i met jessica nigri (most sexiest cosplayer ever)
I Met Jessica Nigri Friday and Sunday @ Kawaii Kon. She Was So Fucking Late and I was so dissatisfied I shouted "Nigri Please!!!!" She Playfully Responded "Don't Say That!" LOL! What an Experience!
game of thrones vs hogans heroes
racist jokes - game of thrones vs hogans heroes
What Did MSGT. Schultz Respond With When Jon Snow Said "You Know Nothing!"
"That's Right! I Know Nothing, I Didn't Even Get Outta' Bed This Morning!"
9115
Stop with the 9/11 jokes! They're just "plane" awful!
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jews30
How do you fit 30 jews in a car?
2 in the front,
2 in the back,
26 in the ashtray
copper wire3
How was copper wire invented?

2 jews fought over a penny
the grand canyon
How was the Grand Canyon made?

A jew dropped penny in a small hole
nigger jokes1
What is worse than niggers getting rights?

Nothing
fubu jokes
What does FUBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Buy Us

What does FUBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Beat Us
nigger in threepiece suit
racist jokes - nigger in threepiece suit
What is a nigger in a three-piece suit?
The defendant
send them back
What would you do if you had enough money to send half the niggers back to africa?
Send them all back - half way
black flintstones
What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
Niggers
the n and r
What's the worst thing you can call a black man, starting with N and ending with R?
Neighbor
nike &kkk
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make niggers run faster
nike &kkk1
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make niggers run faster
job application
Englishman applies for a job with South African police. Inspector says "These are the best qualifications I've ever seen, just one test before you get the job. Take this gun, go out and shoot six niggers and a rabbit."
Bloke replies "Why the rabbit?"
Inspector says "Fantastic attitude, you've got the job!"
who is driving
There is a nigger and a spic in a car, who's driving?
The cop.
nigger joke4
What do you call Mike Tyson with no arms?
Nigger nigger nigger.
insomnia nigger

Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia?
He kept waking up twice a week.
stop

How do you stop a nigger from going out?
Pour more gas on him.
nigger yard sales

Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.
nigger yard sales1

Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.
nasa jokes
Most of you are well aware that NASA sent several chimps into orbit before they risked a human. But did you know that NASA actually sent a nigger into orbit with a chimpanzee once? Of course, NASA will deny it - and for good reason because here is what happened.

Once the capsule was in orbit, the nigger watched the chimp like a hawk to see what it would do. It wasn't long before the chimp reached up and flipped a toggle switch on the panel directly over its head. The nigger then did exactly the same thing with the toggle switch on the panel over his head.

A little later, the chimp reached forward and made a minor adjustment to one of the rotary knobs directly in front of it. Once again, the nigger saw what the chimp did and did exactly the same thing with the rotary knob in front of him.

After several orbits, the chimp reached into a zippered pocket on its left sleeve and removed a small piece of paper. The chimp looked at the paper, folded it carefully, and returned it to the pocket.

Once again, carefully emulating the chimp, the nigger unzipped the pocket on the left sleeve of his spacesuit to learn the contents of the paper. Much to the nigger's dismay, there was no paper in the pocket. The nigger then feverishly searched every pocket of his spacesuit looking for the paper, but to no avail. There was no paper.

When the chimp was occupied elsewhere, the nigger carefully reached over and removed the paper from the chimp's pocket. Turning away from the chimp so that the chimp couldn't see, the nigger unfolded the paper. Here is what it said:

"Feed the nigger at noon."
slow reader
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
apple juice
Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.
hard puzzle
Did you hear about the blonde that got excited? She finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months, when the box said, "two to four years."
suicde
What do you say to some one who tryed to kill them self but failed?


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