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Racist Jokes

blacks and college
Q: How do blacks get in to college?

A: Automatic acceptance (affirmative action), they are black.
What is the difference between a black man, and a white man?

A: Evolution!!!!
Q: What is the difference between a white man, and an Indian(native American)?

A: The white man has to work for his money!

(native Americans get free government payouts)
too much fire
why did the fire alarm go off?

because the niggers on fire were escaping
harry potter and the jew
What is the differance between a Jew and harry potter?

A:harry potter made it out of the chambers
getting numbers
How do you get a Jewish girls number?

A:look at her arm
What's the worst part of the Holocaust?

A:it didn't finish
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movie time
What is the name of the movie they made about Ferguson?

A:rise of the planet of the apes
jew joke11
Did I tell u about my Jewish girlfriend?

Her name is Penny
So a guy walks up to me from the side of the road and asks me "How did you Get out Of Iraq?" And I Said "Well.. Iran!"
do you know why jesus was born in jerusalem not in us
Because they could not find 3 wise men and a VIRGIN XD
black man and tree
What's the connection between a black man and a tree?
A rope
black and yellow bus
What are black people in a yellow bus?

A rotten banana
taller burnt biscuits
How do Black people get taller?

Their(they're) knee grows
What's a mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.
long line
What's long and dark?

A line in KFC
who the heck is driving
A mexican and a nigger are together in a car. Only 3 people know their destination. Who was driving?

The police.
jews lottery
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to a dinner. He then stands up to thank everyone. "First I must thank my beautiful wife for her help and support, then I want to thank my children, and the lottery commission." "Then I would like to thank Adolf Hitler". Suddenly everyone was silent as he showed some numbers tatooed on his forearm and said, "For the winning numbers!"
Why do black people run from chainsaws?

Because when they start up, the go "runnnn nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga!"
taxi trouble
I was in New York and I hailed a cab, but didnt take it because the driver was asian.
I once went to a cynagog, it was musty crusty smelled of poverty and zion. This isnt a joke. It is a fact.
anne frank4
I have been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly, I don't like it
mexican olympics
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympics team?

A: Because everyone that can run jump and swim is already in America.
jews and gingers
What is the difference between a Jew and a Ginger?

NOTHING!! Burn them all!!
black joke12
What is the difference between a wild animal and a nigger?

jew joke12
What is the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza?

One doesn't scream when it's in the oven.
nigger jokes6
A white man is in the forest down south. He is hunting for wild animals or niggers. Suddenly he sees a wild beast, it's a nigger. The white man takes out his whip and yells, GET BACK TO THE PLANTATION NIGGER!!!
power rangers joke
A boy comes up to his mom after watching a power rangers movie. He asks his mom, "What is so bad about the power rangers , Mom?"
The mom looks at her son, "Why nothing boy, what could possibly be wrong with the power rangers."
Later that day the boy starts shouting, "GO GO WHITE POWER RANGERS!!!!"
hitler jokes
A boy is studying for his test on World War 2 at home. The boy can't figure one thing out. He asks his mom, "Mom, what did Hitler do wrong again?"
His German mom replies, "Hitler did nothing wrong son."
hide and 3
I work @ a prison on night shift....

Inmate comes running up to the cell bars as I'm walking by and says "Hey C.O.!! Do you want to play a game??

My response " Ya! How bout you hit the lights, lay down, cover up, and play hide and go fuck yourself to sleep!
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