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Racist Jokes

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I work @ a prison on night shift....

Inmate comes running up to the cell bars as I'm walking by and says "Hey C.O.!! Do you want to play a game??

My response " Ya! How bout you hit the lights, lay down, cover up, and play hide and go fuck yourself to sleep!
picnic!
Why wasn't Hitler invited to the picnic? He burnt all the Franks.
horror movies
Why do black people always die in horror movies?

Because they dont hear the chainsaw warning them saying RUN nigga nigga nigga nigga RUN nigga nigga nigga nigga
scot1
Q: How Does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass

A: Very satisfying!
been there, done that
Q: What do u call a guy from India that has done everything

A:Bundar Dundat
negromancer
What kind of magic does a negromancer do?


Black Magic!
stank
Why do black people stink?
so the blind can hate them
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mistake
"I said a glass of juice, not gas the jews".
mexican35
Why did the Mexican jumpback over the border
To get his welfare check
nigger95
Why did the nigger go to kfc
He left his welfare check
kalebhaskiell
racist jokes - kalebhaskiell
Who should've trained the Jews to get out of the concentration camp
The Mexican that are illegal fucking fat pigs
pussy
Why did the pussy cross the road to get AIDS
hoe4
racist jokes - hoe4
When your Mexican but play a banjo Dani
fat pig
racist jokes - fat pig
Pigs at the Donald's
nazi
I did nazi that coming.
jews34
Son: Daddy why did Moses and the Jews wander around the dessert for 40 years?
Dad: Someone dropped a quarter.
jews35
Russia is red, Poland is screwed.
I will not kill you, unless you're a Jew
korean1
What do u call a frisky Korean
Little dick
ginger3
What do u call a frisky ginger
Not in your dick
how black they are
Why can't we see black people in the dark and what can we see? There teeth
the party
Q: Did You Hear about the Jewish party?

A: it got Lit
jade goody
I would ask Jade Goody a question but she is 6ft under!
holocaust3
What's the difference between Hitler and Micheal Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.
blonde legs
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
blonde refill
Q: What did the really dumb blond say when someone blew in her bra?
A: Thanks for the refill.
blonde orgasm signs
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A1: She drops her nail-file!
A2: Who cares?
A3: She says, "Next".
A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.
A5: He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes.
A6: I mean, who really cares?
A7: The batteries have run out.
smoke
What do you call flying jews?

SMOKE
black lady pregnancy test
how do you know if a black girl is pregnant?
when she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
jews36
How can you pick up a jew? -- use a shovel.
crackers
how do you put a white person in a jar?-- you can't crackers usually come in boxes.
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