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Racist Jokes

black joke19
Why did the black man go left?
Because he has no rights
yo mama joke4
Yo mama's so fat, that when she sneezes, a Tornado occurs
grandma joke
Whats the difference between the sun and your Grandmother?
The sun is actually a star
yo mama joke5
Yo mama so old, she makes Betty White look like a teenager
mexican and nigger joke
What's the difference between a slave and a Mexican?
A slave gets more work done when the sun is out than Mexicans because Mexicans sit on their asses tanning and doing laundry.
what 33
whats the opposite of a negro? a kneeshrink!
blonde and brunette falling
a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!
More racist jokes down here...
cliff of jews
How do you get half of a group of jews to jump of of a cliff?
throw a quarter in the water.
How do you get the other half to jump too?
tell them no-one got it yet
black cruise ship
why don't black people go on cruise ships???

cause they aren't gonna fall for that one again....
sjw lessons
racist jokes - sjw lessons
Charlie brown vs racism
smiling at a nigger
When will you smile and wink at a nigger ?

-Through a sniper scope
jewish muffins
What's the difference between a muffin and a Jew?

The muffin actually got out of the oven.
poor mexicans
How do you find the population of Mexico?
roll a quarter down the street
How do u find the richest person in Mexico?
see who got the quarter
why do cubans have really short hair
Cause when they go to the barber shop they always say..

"Cortame el pelo chico!
spitting bars
How come black people can only spit bars?
Because they swallowed them in Jail.
blonde circuit
Q: How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
A: Two, One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!
blonde like a postage
Q: How is a blonde like a postage stamp?
A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.
blonde christmas
Q: How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde?
A: Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.
three moms
There are three moms...
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde.

They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my gosh y'all I went through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed"

They comfort her, and the redhead says "Yeah, well I found a fake I. D. In my daughter's purse. I cannot believe she has one". So they all comfort her.

Then the blonde says "That's nothing. I found a condom in my daughter's purse. I just cannot believe she has a penis"
toasted blonde
One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt.

The doctor askes her what had happened.

She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakanly picked up the iron instead of the phone.

"Well that explains one ear, but what about the other."

"The bastard called again"
daughters purse
One day a brunette, a redhead and a blonde decide to go through their daughter's purses.

So, the brunette goes through her daughter's purse and finds cigarettes. She says, "Oh my god, I'm so ashamed! My Daughter smokes."

So, the redhead goes through her daughter's purse and finds an empty can of beer. She says, "Oh my god I'm so ashamed! My daughter drinks."

So, finally, it's the blondes turn and she finds a used condom. She says, "Oh my god I'm so ashamed! My daughter has a penis."
blondes school day
One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, "Hey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count. The other kids could only count to three but I can count to Ten..... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

The mother responds, "Very good honey." The blonde asks, "Is that because I'm a blonde mommy?" And the mother responds, "Yes dear."

Next day the blonde came home and went to her mother and said, "Today in school we learned our ABCs! The other kids could only get to D but I can get to K! .... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K!"

The mother says, "Very good honey." The blonde then asked. "Is that because I'm a blonde, Mommy?" The mother responds, "Yes dear."

The third day the blonde come home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy today in school we went swimming! But I was the only one who had breasts. Is that because I'm a blonde, Mommy?"
And the mother responds, "No Honey, it's because you're twenty five."
makes sense
Q: Why Does a black man wear black at night?

A: Natural selection
tobacco collectors
Q : Why don't you see black people smoking cigarettes?

A : They had too much contact with tobacco when they were collecting it a few centuries ago
nba black joke
Why do blacks get drafted to the NBA more then whites?

Answer: because there good at running shooting and stealing.
height joke
Why are black people so tall?

Answer: because there knee grows(negro's)
first black on earth
What did God say to this first black man on earth?

Answer: oops I burnt one
swimming niggers
what do you call a black person swimming? pollution!!!!!
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