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Racist Jokes

swimming niggers
what do you call a black person swimming? pollution!!!!!
familly niggers swimming
what do you call a family of black people swimming OIL SPILL!!
jewish magic
There's a special Jewish trick where you can turn into thin air
more like1
Snakes on a plane more like Jews on a train
black jews 1
Q: Why did black Jews have it worse

A: They had to sit at the back of the gas chamber
blonde email
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is!”

My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
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jewish sleepover
We're does the Jewish person sleep in a sleepover
A: in the oven
wut you call a black priest
Q:What Do You Call A Black Priest?
A: Holy Shit!
jewjokes101
How do you know where the jew is burried?

Hight of the chimney times speed of the wind
prison sex
In a recent survey, people from Detroit have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower. In the survey, carried out for a leading toiletries outfit, 86% of Detroit residents said that they have had, if not enjoyed, sex in the shower.
The other 14% said they haven't yet served any time in prison.
why the rabbit1
Englishman applies for a job with South African police. Inspector says "These are the best qualifications I've ever seen, just one test before you get the job. Take this gun, go out and shoot six niggers and a rabbit."
Bloke replies "Why the rabbit?"
Inspector says "Fantastic attitude, you've got the job!"
homesick1
An africoon nigger goes to the doctor and says, "I feel terrible."
Doctor says, "go home, get a bucket, piss and shit in it for a week. Throw in dead rats and rotting fish. Put a towel over your head and sniff the fumes for three days."
Week later nigger goes back and says, "Doc, I feel wonderful, what was the problem?"
Doctor, "you were homesick!"
kukluxknevials
Did you hear about KuKluxKnevial's latest stunt?
He tried to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
shoes4
What's the difference between a nigger and a bouncy castle?
You don’t take your shoes off to jump on a nigger!
make niggers run faster
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make niggers run faster
slaves3
Why do people hit things when they don't work?
It worked with the slaves
nick1
Did you know Oprah and Stevie Wonder both had the same nick name in school?
It was nigger
slinky and a nigger1
What do a slinky and a nigger have in common?
Both are useless but it's fun to watch them falling down the stairs
yo mama joke6
Yo mama's so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares
yo mama joke7
Yo mama's so fat she was born on the 6th 7th and 8th of June.
yo mama joke8
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy it looks like she got Kingkong in a headlock.
yo mama joke9
Yo mama's so fat she uses a pillow as a tampon.
yo mama joke10
Yo mamas so ugly even hello kitty said goodbye.
yo mama joke11
Yo mama's house is so dirty that there's roaches riding around on dune buggies.
yo mama joke12
Yo mama's so old she farts dust.
yo mama joke13
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow looks like she has a box of yellow crayons in her mouth.
yo mama joke14
Yo mamas so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
yo mama joke15
Yo mama's so dumb she thought boys to men was a daycare center.
yo mama joke16
Yo mamas so dumb she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team.
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