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Racist Jokes

your nan
Coca Cola , Pepsi Your Nans Got Epilepsy
nice comeback
The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait.
yo mama jokes1
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Upvote me and Ill put more jokes!
chinese jokes
Q. What happens to Chinese people when there high?
A. They start seeing things
hispanic vs book
Q:Whats the difference between a Hispanic and a book?
A:The book has papers
2 mexicans
Q: theres 2 mexicans in a car whos driving?

A: a cop
retarted jew
What do you call a retarted Jew

A: Auschwitztic
More racist jokes down here...
usa4
I know what the U.S.A really stands for.
UNITED SLAVERY ASSOCIATION!
joke only attack on titan fans will understand
We'd better use trumps idea against before giant naked white people come and eat us!
heres a white lullaby
"use rock a by baby song"
Enough building walls today,
Now go to sleep and dream about walls,
in the morning we'll build more walls,
then we'll go and meet trump!
chinese and niggers
What place will you always find both Chinese and Blacks? At the zoo
little jack
What did little Jack say when he saw a black man for the first time? MMMMMMMM...........CHOCOLATE
fathers day1
Where does every black father celebrate fathers day? Prison

burned
What did the hitler say when he received a burnt pizza at papa johns? jesus this is more burnt than a jew
pregnant black woman
what do you call a pregnant black woman? stranded
japan1
what's a Japanese woman's favorite dinner? golden retriever
theyve a lot in common
What has Oprah Winfrey and Kim Kardashian have in common? There both hoer's
best black joke ever
Why are black people so tall?
because their negros
voldemort
yo momma so stupid she wanted to play got your nose with voldemort
nigger joke11
What do u call a nigger running down a hill?
Mudslide
basketball skill
Why are black people good at basketball?


Because they are good at running, stealing, and shooting!
mexicans fav sport
What is a Mexicans' favorite sport?


Cross-Country
boyscouts and jews
What's the difference between a Jew and a boyscout?


Boyscouts come back from camp,
car crash
There was a 3 car accident in Mexico yesterday, 84 people were found dead.
cant see how you miss this
What is green and smells like red paint?
Green Paint
mom and ducks
Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her
children are our future(read it)
A kid was running home from people who were calling him a "bastard and a bitch".
When he comes home he asked his dad what "bastards and bitches" mean.
His dad replies by saying "ladies and gentlemen".
His dad was cutting the chicken and accidentally cuts himself.
He yells "fuck".
His son asked what fuck meant.
His dad said "cutting".
The kid goes upstairs and his mom is putting on makeup
She gets to much on face and says "shit".
Her son asked her what shit meant and she said "makeup"
The next day guests came over.
The sun opens the door and says "hello bastards and bitches, my mom is upstairs rubbing shit on her face, and my dad is downstairs fucking the chicken".
asians
If you accidentally drop you’re iPhone in water leave it in a bowl of dry rice for 24 hrs. The rice attracts Asians who will automatically fix your electronics for you.
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