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Racist Jokes

claire the way
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way; I’m coming in!
interrupting pirate
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interrupt… ARRRRRRRRR!
radio not
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
knock knock cow
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient co…
MOO!
little old lady
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
howard who
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard I know?
smell mop
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
Eww, no thanks. I don’t want to smell your poo!
More racist jokes down here...
cereal
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
aardvark
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!
knock knock wanda
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
knock knock doris
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked. Open up!
knock knock chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot’s house.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
knock knock alpaca
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
knock knock amos
Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito.
knock kncok al
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door.
black people and basketball
Why are black people so good at basketball? ......Cause all they have to do is run,shoot,and steal
dont kill me
Black people are just like jelly beans.

Because nobody likes the black ones
sports1
What do you call 12 monkeys chasing an orange?
Basketball
whats the difference7
Whats the difference between a bench and a black family??

A bench can support a family
whats the difference between6
Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew??

A pizza does not scream in the oven
jewish pokémon trainer
What's a Jewish Pokémon trainer?
Ash.
mexican and beans
Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner?
To take bubble baths.
untitled1
What do jews grill with?

Obviously not with gas, but they certainly love coal-burning.
pokejew
racist jokes - pokejew
What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer?
Ash
whats makes porn kosher
When all the male performers are niggers.
nigger joke17
What does B E T REALLY STAND FOR? Basic education television
nigger joke18
What does B E T REALLY STAND FOR? Basic education television
nigger joke19
Wny do niggers sage their pants?

They get ho tendency from being in prison
Niggers say if a punk is sucking his dick it doesnt make him gay its extortion
nigger joke20
How can u trust something with pubic hair on its head?
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