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Racist Jokes

floating refrigerator1
What do you say if you see a refrigerator floating down the treet at night?
Drop it nigger!
blacks on a hill
What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?

A mudslide!
niggas
Whats another word for slaves?
Cotton pickers
white people running down a hill.
What are white people running down a hill? AVALANCHE!!!
shootings
What do you call the shooting of black people?



Community service
tv.
You wake up in the middle of the night and your tv is flowing what do you say? NIGGA PUT MY TV DOWN!):3
chicken crossing.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his friend said BEN PACA!!!!
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por quhhhhyyyyy
Black jokes and Mexican jokes are about the same. Once you heard Juan , you heard Jamal
nigger hide and seek
how do black people win in hide and seek? they turn off the lights and they win
country music
Why dont black people like country music?

When they say "hoe down" they think their sister is dead
white police be like
What can u say when a rob happend
Black magic
white police be like1
What can u say when a rob happend
Black magic
stevie wonder
Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
Because he's black
robber
Why do most robberies happen at night?
Niggers blend in with the darkness.
100 flies
How do you kill 100 flies at once?

Slap an Ethiopian's face
a black joke
What do you call a bunch of black people in a car?The Eclipse.
oreo cookie
What do you call a white girl in the middle of two black boys?
An OREO cookie.
hangman
What is one game that you can't play with black people?
Hangman.
how is a apple and a nigger the same
How is a apple and a nigger the same?

They both hang on trees
i wish
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
acronyms
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
i cant see
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
the effort
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
misunderstanding
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
sexy air
Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
the day disco died
Q: How did disco die?
A: In the disco inferno.
prenup
Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie?
A: All of Ken's stuff.
so right
What's the difference between a nigger and an elevator? One can raise a child!
how to impress a girl
asked the trainer at the gym:
what machine should I use to impress that girl over there?
he looked at me and answered:
probably the ATM at the lobby
stevie wonder1
man says to Stevie Wonder "what's it like being blind?
Stevie Wonder says " it's bad but it could be worse...I could be black"
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