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Racist Jokes

stevie wonder1
man says to Stevie Wonder "what's it like being blind?
Stevie Wonder says " it's bad but it could be worse...I could be black"
and its children neither
racist jokes - and its children neither
What's the difference between Angelina Jolie and a slave nigger? Slave nigger never saw bread in pit.
loan from jew father
Jewish Kid: Hey dad can I borrow 40 bucks?

Jewish Dad: 30 Bucks?!?! Whaddya need 20 Bucks for?!?!?
judo
What's the difference between Karate and Judo? One is used for self defense, the other is used to make bagels!
nigger bitch
how long does it take for a nigger bitch to take a shit???



9months
black woman
How long does it take black woman to take a shit for nine months?


After people smell her shit, people come up to her face, they say "Euuu" "You ugly black bitch"
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she died
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
yo mama so old
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
moses
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
jurassic park
Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
pizza
Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza?


Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.
jew joke
What do you call a Jewish person floating in the sky?


Smoke
science of black
What's the difference between a nigger and a piece of dog shit. Eventually dog shit will turn white and the smell will go away
pms
Yo mama so mean the only letters of the alphabet she knows is PMS.
auto correct
Yo mama so mean I added her name in a text and it auto corrected to bitch.
mean girls
Yo mama so mean, that Regina from "Mean Girls" is her sister.
simon cowell
Yo mamma so mean even Simon Cowell is afraid to say anything bad about her.
the anti smell
Yo Mama So smelly She Make Right Guard Turn Left, Secret Tell It All, And Speed Stick Slow Down!
bathwater
Yo mama smells so bad she has to creep up on bathwater.
third world cheese
Yo mama so stank third world countries eat the cheese from the crack of her ass
skunk
Yo mama's so stank, she makes a skunk smell like roses.
black jew1
What`s the worst part of being a black jew?

You have to sit in the back of the oven.
black super hero
Hey,did you hear about that black super hero?

His power is being able to avoid all forms of employment.
park bench
What`s the difference between a nigger and a park bench?

A park bench can support a family.
nigger + pig =
What do you get if you cross a nigger with a pig?

Nothing. A pig won`t fuck a nigger.
jewish dilemma
Definition of a jewish dilemma?

Free ham!
between a preist and acne
What`s the difference between a Catholic Preist and acne?

Acne doesn`t cum on a boy`s face until he`s 13.
definition of a woman
What`s the definition of a woman?

Life-support system for a pussy.
why women have legs
Why do women have legs?

So they don`t leave snail tracks in the sand.
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