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Racist Jokes

stupid chinese prostitute
Q: What do you call a stupid Chinese prostitute?
A: Wun Dum Ho.
canadian doggy
Why do Canadian's do it doggystyle? So they can both watch the hockey game.
Q: What's the only positive thing about living in the ghetto?
A: Pregnancy tests.
long jew
What happens if a Jew with an erection walks face first into a wall? He breaks his nose.
Q: What's the difference between a black and an Asian?
A: 10 minutes in the oven.
the chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road?

The chicken was from mexico and the other side of the road was the USA
the black boy
Why did the black boy fall off his bike?
He didn't he fell off someone else's bike
More racist jokes down here...
martin luther king
what would martin luther king be if he was white............ALIVE!
black and white
not sarah
Q. Why did Sarah fall of the swing?

A. Because she has no arm's

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Not Sarah
black priest
Q. What do you call a black priest

A. Holy Shit
Blonde chick tells her friend:
"Found my son and his girlfriend naked in his room. Sex-ed is so advanced now, they also give homework!"
blonde confessions
None of my yoga pants have actually ever been to yoga.
blonde confessions1
I believe shopping is the best calorie burner
blonde confessions2
The Holidays require extra glitter.
blonde confessions4
My blood type is pink glitter
day of the week
Q: Why do blondes take the pill?
A: So they know what day of the week it is.
disneyland left
Two blonde rednecks were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left." So they went home.
they can spell it
Q: Why do blonde rednecks drive GMC trucks?
A: Because they can spell it.
drowned during the wave
Q: How did the blonde die at the baseball game?
A: She drowned during the wave.
crucifixion and circumcision
Q. What is the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? A. In a crucifixion, they throw out the whole Jew.
Q: Why do Jewish men have to be circumcised? A: Because a Jewish women wont touch anything unless it's 20% off
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
hit it from the what
i be hitting it from the back, but never leaving a bruse?
black 37
What do you call the black abortion clinic

Crime stoppers
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter Frey just beat the room for being black
a romantic racist
A normal racist would say:

We all know that black people wallets are the more emptier than whites are.

(Now transforming the previous quote into romanticism)

A romantic racist would say:

We all know that actually white people wallets are even more emptier than black people wallets, because white people care more about black people, and care more for the nature.

People who know art will get it :)
Q: You know what paints from white to black?
A: Nigger blood in your veins.
racist jokes - hell
Friend 1: I think that our population is very big and it needs to be dealt with!

Friend 2: So, should we kill other people?

Friend 1: Well, I don't want to go to hell. I want to go to heaven when I die!

Friend 2: Well, untill you live, you could go to Africa, and after you die, say to God that you've already been to hell. Then you could kill as much as you desire.

Friend 1: Maybe you should go to hell!

Friend 2: Can't, I'm not black...
usain bolt
Q: What do you do when you watch running competitions in Olympics?

A: Secure your phone, wallet and everything valuable you have with you.
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