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Racist Jokes

lil bit of good
why are black guys hands white?

theres a lil bit of good in everyone
cant get high
yo mama short when she does marijuana she can't get high
nobel prize
Yo mama is so dumb she got awarded the nobel prize for stupidity.
cordless phone
Yo mama so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone
pants down
Yo mama so dumb that when I went to her house and said let me in........she opened the door and then pulled her pants down.
wet dreams
Yo Mama so dumb, she put a hot wet towel on her mattress so she can have Wet Dreams.
Yo momma so dumb when her friend said wanna play pool she said "yeah wait let me get my baithing suit on"
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returned a puzzle
Yo mama's so dumb she returned a puzzle because it was broken
the nutcracker
Yo mamma so dumb she brought nuts to the Nutcracker
babies r us
yo mama so dumb she went to Babies R Us and asked were the babies were
flight simulator
Yo mama is so dumb that she died in a flight simulator.
yo mama so dumb she thought a lightsaber had less calories
air pockets
Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool?
A: Air Pockets
jews on an applefarm
What do you call jews on an apple farm?

apple jews
worst 3 years
What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life?
First grade.
let there be light
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
why do black people hate there moms
Because when there mom dies they never leave any money
jew jokes1
What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew

Only one comes back from camp
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
knock, knock.
who's there?
ur mum.
ur mum who?
the one that adopted u!!
yo mama so fat
Yo mamas so fat when she broke her leg Garvey came out
why didnt the chicken cross the road
Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A: Because a nigger saw her in the middle of the the road and cooked her afterwards.
black iphones
Why are the black iPhones the most bought?
They are more secure to niggers.
yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that when she donated her blood, the other patients got type-2 diabetes.
cruel world
What is short by it's hight and size.
The victim who got robbed by a black guy.
gun safety
Why are most guns black?
To remind you that they are dangerous.
a dead celebri
What do you call a miracle?
Michel Jackson's skin color.
yo mama so ugly
Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.
how blacks are created
What did god say when he created the first black man?
"Shit i burnt one"
the sunlight is almighty to the old folks
Yo mama is so old that when she went outside on a sunny day, she evaporated.
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