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blonde jokes

i wish
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
acronyms
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
i cant see
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
the effort
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
misunderstanding
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
funny blonde joke
So a blind guy walks into a bar and asks the bar tender if he wants to hear a blonde joke? He immediately hears a huge voice from behind him who said "I want you to know that your bar tender is a blonde and so is the bouncer and so are those two guys over there. Are you sure you want to tell that joke?" He said "nah I don't want to have to explain it five fucking times"
homework1
Blonde chick tells her friend:
"Found my son and his girlfriend naked in his room. Sex-ed is so advanced now, they also give homework!"
blonde confessions
None of my yoga pants have actually ever been to yoga.
blonde confessions1
I believe shopping is the best calorie burner
blonde confessions2
The Holidays require extra glitter.
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