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A: All of Ken's stuff.
how to impress a girl
asked the trainer at the gym:
what machine should I use to impress that girl over there?
he looked at me and answered:
probably the ATM at the lobby
between a preist and acne
What`s the difference between a Catholic Preist and acne?

Acne doesn`t cum on a boy`s face until he`s 13.
definition of a woman
What`s the definition of a woman?

Life-support system for a pussy.
why women have legs
Why do women have legs?

So they don`t leave snail tracks in the sand.
women`s bellybuttons
Why do women have bellybuttons?

That`s where you put the tarter sauce.
moby dick`s father
Who was Moby Dick`s father?
Poppa Boner
not long enough
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