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14 Points
18 Comments
And you calling me colored??

When I born, I black.
When I grow up, I black.
When I go in sun, I black.
When I scared, I black.
When I sick, I black.
And when I die, I still black.

And you white people.
When you born, you pink.
When you grow up, you white.
When you go in sun, you red.
When you cold, you blue.
When you scared, you yellow.
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you grey…

And you calling me colored??
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Bilbo Baggins
Bilbo Baggins
-7 Points
2y
YhA because u are burn till u die
kisthename
kisthename
1y
wat if we lit skinneded huh bru
Bilbo Baggins
Bilbo Baggins
-6 Points
2y
And English u have to learn because I black ain't proper English
Cracker
Cracker
2y
Hater!!!! U wanna be black don't you it must suck being white...
Aannonymous
Aannonymous
2y
Well the *I'M*
Aannonymous
Aannonymous
2y
Well you do know you have forgotten your punctuation such as speech marks and full stops.
My name's Jeff
My name's Jeff
1y
Well you should probably learn it yourself white cracker.
Kingston
Kingston
4 Points
2y
Good one
Cracker
Cracker
5 Points
2y
That is so true....lol
Minenik
Minenik
1 Points
1y
Lol
Not Gay
Not Gay
-2 Points
1y
In the white community these words mean different things: Rape = sex  Sperm = food Murder = fun Students = Target Practice Molestation = good father Mayonnaise = aphrodisiac  Iggy Azalea = god Piss = drinks  Sister = Baby Momma Trailer Park = Good Neighborhood Domestic Abuse = Happy Wife 
Carmel Drizzle
Carmel Drizzle
0 Points
1y
lol thanku
alan walsh
alan walsh
2 Points
1y
NO we call you NIGGER!
Eric Truitt
Eric Truitt
-1 Points
1y
Why do black people stink? So blind people can hate them too
kisthename
kisthename
1y
fuck you cuz white people stink worse
XP Gaming Elite
XP Gaming Elite
1y
Fucking belter of a joke
jc2001
jc2001
1 Points
1y
Red Tails. Good Movie
PYR
PYR
0 Points
1y
that means white people have more color, more diversity but WHITE is not a race
boradom
boradom
0 Points
1y
KMS
Super Sad
Super Sad
0 Points
1y
Bro, you all some white ass bitches.
Fuckboy
Fuckboy
0 Points
1y
Fuck me in the ass checks??
Fuckboy
Fuckboy
0 Points
1y
Fuck
kisthename
kisthename
0 Points
1y
yaaaaaaassssssssssss
JoshIsntHere
JoshIsntHere
0 Points
1y
lol
gidget
gidget
0 Points
11m
What is supposed to be so funny? And you forgot to mention blacks turn purple when their dead hanging from a tree. And at least we can get beautiful tattoos...of swastikas. ..sorry just had to.
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